An Emoji Story

I have honestly no idea how to introduce this.

All you need to know is that I found the “Change Emoji” feature in Messenger and Liam and I had fun with it.

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You set the emoji to 🐇.
Liam
🤙
Kate
Plot bunnies.
Liam set the emoji to 🚀.
Liam
Kate
No, we can’t do the rocket. Lily and I have the rocket.
Liam
Liam set the emoji to 👽.
Liam
The rockets found an alien!
Kate
Ahhhh!
Liam
It only took eight of them!
You set the emoji to 🍕.
Kate
The alien likes pizza.
Liam set the emoji to 😓.
Liam
But it gives the alien a fever.
It turns yellow.
It’s the yellow fever.
You set the emoji to 💊.
Kate
Alien takes medicine.
You set the emoji to 💀.
Kate
It doesn’t work.
You set the emoji to 👾.
Kate
I don’t know what this emoji is. A different alien?
A purple spider?
Liam
A purple spider comes to help, his foreclaws washed and ready for medical use!
Kate
Perfect.
Liam set the emoji to 👀.
Liam
He looks for the cause…
Liam set the emoji to 💩.
Liam
It’s smiling back at him!
Liam set the emoji to 😳.
Liam
Kate
(Oh I thought maybe that was the spider’s comment…)
Liam
How embarrassing, says the fevered alien.
Liam set the emoji to 😱.
Liam
Liam
The purple spider is shocked into changing color. It isn’t a spider after all, but an impostor octopus!
Imposctopus!
Kate
GASP.
You set the emoji to 😱.
Kate
You set the emoji to 🚓.
Kate
Liam
The alien has been trusting his health to an imposctopus? Impossctible!
The authorities arrive…
Liam set the emoji to 💩.
Liam
We can’t help with that! They say.
Liam set the emoji to 🔥.
Liam
The smell of burning rubber follows as they leave.
You set the emoji to 👽.
Kate
The alien begins to realize that this might be the end…
Liam set the emoji to 🍻.
Liam
He has one last glass of his favorite drink…
Cream soda
Okay, he indulges and has two. Lower belly fat be darned.
Liam set the emoji to 💖.
Liam
What’s this?
His heart beating stronger?
Liam set the emoji to 💪.
Liam
His arms feeling big again?
Liam set the emoji to 🎶.
Liam
His voice restored to the dulcet tones he enjoyed in the Alien State Boys Choir that won seven galactic competitions in a row?
(He wasn’t in the choir when they won, but still.)
Liam set the emoji to 😁.
Liam
He could be on the road to recovery, though he is but yellow!
Liam set the emoji to 🐫.
Liam
A camel walked into his hospital room.
Behold! Said the camel. I have two humps but I used to have three.
Kate
(Good because what about the impostopus?)
(Is this the three humped camel joke?)
Liam
The third was this imposctopus you see before you practicing illegal medicine!
His license is long expired, and it was issued in New Jersey anyway, so it was never worth much.
Liam set the emoji to 🔫.
Liam
It’s time to put an end to this imposctopus!
You set the emoji to 🙊.
Liam
(Says the camel)
Kate
Liam
Oh no! Scream onlookers.
Liam set the emoji to 👀.
Liam
The bullet is fired!
You set the emoji to 😰.
Kate
You set the emoji to 💔.
Kate
Liam
Everyone watches, unable to turn away, as the mother camel attempts to slay her imposctopus son!
Liam set the emoji to 💀.
Liam
It hits the newly cured alien instead.
The alien dies instantly.
You set the emoji to 🙈.
Liam set the emoji to 💃.
Liam
The imposctopus went on to have a fulfilling career in the radio city rockettes.
You set the emoji to 👽.
Kate
The alien is mourned.
Liam
You set the emoji to 😱.
Kate
Liam
The Alien State Boys Choir is brought in to sing at their alum’s funeral.
Kate
(no he wasn’t in the choir)
(now i’m just confused)
You set the emoji to 👸.
Kate
The Queen is there.
Liam
(The aliens say “Boys” but actually mean ungendered creatures with high yet non-feminine voices.)
(The alien was in the choir, but not at the time they won, and not in years.)
Kate
(Oh.)
Liam set the emoji to 👶.
Liam
The royal baby is there.
Onlookers say he is large than life.
You set the emoji to 👰.
Kate
“Do you sing at weddings?”
Liam set the emoji to 👽.
Liam
“Only when uninvited.”
You set the emoji to 👾.
Kate
“THE IMPOSTOPUS IS BACK!”
Liam
No, for that is not the imposctopus!
That is the true purple spider the imposctopus was posing as!
“We apologize for this breach of security.”
“The imposctopus will die for his heresy.”
“As will you for witnessing it.”
Liam set the emoji to 💀.
Liam
Liam set the emoji to 😡.
Liam
A red sun rises.
You set the emoji to 😳.
Kate
Liam
Blood has been spilled this night.
An event reminder was set.
The event reminder was named to Blood has been spilled.
Event reminder, Blood has been spilled at 11:07 PM.
Liam
Alas.
You set the emoji to ⛪.
Kate
There’s not a graveyard emoji. This is the church with the funerals.
Most of the aliens were of this denomination, I think.
Liam
But while they mourn, they do not know how their loved ones died.
It’s safe to say.
Liam set the emoji to 👀.
Liam
Kate
Liam
Let the reader see.
Liam set the emoji to 👂.
Liam
Let the hearer hear.
Liam set the emoji to 👃.
Liam
And let the sniffer, smell.
For only one lives who yet knows the tale.
Only one lives who can tell those who follow after.
Only one, whose smell is like no other.
Liam set the emoji to 💩.
Liam
The chocolate pudding.
Kate
The End?
Liam set the emoji to 👍.
Liam
You set the emoji to 👏.
Kate
Liam
And the same to you.
Kate
thank you.
Liam
I hope you’re saving this.
Make it your next blog post!
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Yeah, we’re nuts. But we enjoyed it, even if you don’t.

Kate out.

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